Thursday, March 19, 2009

Famous!!! Have I returned!!!!







ALresdy you are thinking my famous minions that I have inot the world of sky apotheorisiesed, but now youy are knowing that Blog of Nate before Purto Rico I may be but I am ever ther person of still now on this earht to be being!!!! SOrry I am for my silence but many ,miles of places have I been in the now of the world knowing ansd seing and soime thinsg am I very happy to tell of, but others am I now wodnrng how they could be said to be so sad in the state of the world fo beoing!!!!






Now should you kno wthat rleataives have i located an d happy i am to know and be knowing of them!! Let me into the world of knowjng and hpapinesss let you!! Knowing amI now that I have seen movie fo film of the moive that from book is now movie that is film named of called "Eveyrybting is Illiminated!!!!!" And in this vert y ifne film of movie is dog by name of Sammy Davis Junior Junior, but more impartantly i s man who must my cousin be becuase of his also very evident commmand of the commandeing Engilhs languages now commandingly knowing as am I the pPied Pipeer of Eglish as a Secondary Language fo Knowing, that i shte joy I feel as I am this amazoing surely cousin of mine seeing in the film of the movie I am seeing. This man my surely of him he is cousoin is knwoing fo the very imprressive wordss in which he says thing slike he is feeling very PROXIMAL now that he is knwoing peopelk eand let me must say ot my minions that to you i Too am feeling very PROXIMAL this is hiow the closennss of intamacty is working in all its PROXIMALITY, thayt is how must I feel in the knowing of the proxoimals.






Too does my sure to be cousin ssay is somewthing is the very finest of quality that it is PREMIUM AND this is mustly the way that I feel about life, this movie fo the film , my entrails when I am hppay, and about family and whit e bread and the spreading of it with margarine that I did noty know was butter until you knew to teall me, that is how PREMIUM life can be when we are at the orgasim of PROXIMLAITY, please nnknow that family blog know this is so I am only tje metaphoriciallly speaking when the orgasuim word I am using in such proximality of mpremium saize.

Bu tnow I must to less thjan PREMIUM subject address meyelf leaving me not at all felling that PRIOXIAML
at all fine freiands of the feathered as you all are to me!!! Last week am I sitting in cafe of overproiced foodstiffs that are food to me and I look across the far crosses of the room of the cafe and I see a sign, neigh, banner that proclaims that PROSCIUTTO IS KING!!! AND beside the self of who I am I am at thew tiome feelinmg that is how I prcoalim mys cproximal self!!! HAM IS KING, i OWNDER ??? This is not to the being of reality is this I cannot see to myeslf that is can be proximnal in the vry lesast!!!! It makes me feela si if Rooss and Dinaanna and the Five Jackoinss ar enot the Barry Maniows of the World of Knoiwing that Iw as thinking , if my drift you can seem to begetting!!! Sad ios the wordl fo hamsick royality if this is the wrodl that we know to be knwoing.






I must call KIng Glen to get onto case of Lionamn for the Country to know if ham is making roadins for the borders fo knwoing something that we must know to keep the Lionmen of trhe Country safe for the 51 st State of before Purieot Riico that we must be knwoiing !!!!!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Famous!!!!RoadTrips!!!!!





And now you are thinking that I am thinking the very same thoing that you are thiking!! That is it time to like Cosiun Williemelson be on the roadkill aggain, meating and grating, ironing the flesh with charissma that is mine and mine alones to be ironing onto people's flesh though wonnder I do about secnod and third degrees of burning, you would not want Mount Vesusiiviius on flesh so why do we wwant ironing of the knwn quantity of KOB on the flesh of felloewers? Latert famous days will we explroer of these mioghty tissues, for now we musyt about the bowling be talkinh for yes I am oin the roadklll again as bowler in bowling lanes of Oak Hills boweling this very afternoon of the Famous Saturday of our lives!! Yes, I am saynng this, and I am sayung this now to you in the very place to which yuo are being asaid!!!

Imagine pelase as i sit aat table to type in names of fewlo= bowelers and Iam wriitng the names of the the named and I am thinigkging now is time for world to knoe wme as I know me as ytou know me, so yes, you arer seeing me coming round the moutnainf when I came as I am typing out the very name of KING OF BLOGGING!!!! IN MY space of naming!!!????!!!! Is it awesomeness of my boweling or are world of bowelers knowing who they are knowing as they see me like I am Alec Boweldwin in New Oleewnans deli eating pastarami on rey as I sit beside him wondeerirng does he knwo?? Does he knwo who is by him sititng and not eatring his pastarami on rye but eating other sloppiyt sandwiches of unknwosn varierties fit for knings of delis and blwoigogng and boweling!!!!

Or is it hat thta shines and sparkles that is cauisg caoomotioin along wiht awesomeness of my boweling?? Hat of picture of whiuch you see above with othwr pictures of known quauntiietoes. let me simply saty that beside myslelf I could not be more for the kniowin anf trhe seeionfg of me as on the roadkill again wiht cosiin Willie Smeltson, this is for all of us to be knowing rhe klnowing of !!!!

And so shall I end: 129 am I bowleling which is seeming to be downright peropheral in all its pysthagoaaarian glory!!!!!!! Soon I am thiking I am boweling for dollars!!! Gourd is GRate is what i am thinkign!!! Proabbaly Berry Gordy is Gretate, too!!!! burt for me i am praying to gila monster that is hair of the rossdianan of the Five Jacksins!!!!