Good evenings! Probably you don't know me, but probably you do know my cousin Kenny Ostensible, the King of Mail Art! I know what you are thinking, but he is not that kind of male. He is truly King of Mail Art and he works very hard for such a distinction, I can only wish that I some day am King of Something, King of Blogger, King of Mozilla, King of Fruit Bats. I am assuming to be King of Anything takes much work, and boy howdy am I ready to give it a go, you don't know how I yearn for King of Blogging, it would so much make Thanksgiving at Kenny's house that much better, maybe then I can at least carve the turkey just once, instead of just opening up the cranbeery sauce cans with that big embarrassing schloooop! sound that comes out. I am not an envious man by habit, but I have to say that Kenny's conquering of Mail Art world made me sit back and wonder about the course of my life. He even has school of art named after him, name of Ostensiblism. There are a lot of blogs out there in this big bad world, I would settle for just one crayon to be named after me, a light yellow, Mr. Crayola, how about that, we call it, Zerosum, makes you think of delicate lemon yellow, color of cardboard cookies at local Wal-MarTgrocery (maybe I have aisle of Wal-MarT named after me, instead of maraschino cherries on Aisle 4, there is law that maraschino cherries are on Aisle Zerosum, King of Blogging). I see that there is such a thing as "Blogs of Note," I see that millions of people take opinion of Blogs of Noters and run like lemmings to touch the hem of these Kings and Queens of Blogging, I am wondering what is it makes these Kings and Queens gain the well-nourished fame of that they are so deserving of that. Is it pictures? Occasional
paragraphing breaks? Puppies? Anime portraits of puppies with
more paragraph breaks? I am thinking that I must become Followers to study the Kings and Queens about their blogging of noting, since sure as hell cousin Kenny never gave me a thin dime's worth of advice on how to become rising royalty, friend of Ray Johnson, Mail Artist to the Stars.
Today begins the next day of the days of my life as polar explorer of the Blogs of Note. There must be wisdom to be found if I am willing to set aside my sizeable Rhode Island-sized ego to learn from masters and mistresses. Then, when I am King of Blogging, I will share all of wisdom gained for the benefit of HumansKind and I will have followers to view all of which you will have to go on summer vacation all to scroll
through. For this and many other things, I will
learn the
fine art of para
graph break
ing.
Peace to you all, future followers of the King of Blogging!! I am excited to be with you!
Sincerely Very Best Regards, Fellow Bloggers!
KING ZEROSUM, KING OF BLOOGERS!
paragraphing breaks? Puppies? Anime portraits of puppies with
more paragraph breaks? I am thinking that I must become Followers to study the Kings and Queens about their blogging of noting, since sure as hell cousin Kenny never gave me a thin dime's worth of advice on how to become rising royalty, friend of Ray Johnson, Mail Artist to the Stars.
Today begins the next day of the days of my life as polar explorer of the Blogs of Note. There must be wisdom to be found if I am willing to set aside my sizeable Rhode Island-sized ego to learn from masters and mistresses. Then, when I am King of Blogging, I will share all of wisdom gained for the benefit of HumansKind and I will have followers to view all of which you will have to go on summer vacation all to scroll
through. For this and many other things, I will
learn the
fine art of para
graph break
ing.
Peace to you all, future followers of the King of Blogging!! I am excited to be with you!
Sincerely Very Best Regards, Fellow Bloggers!
KING ZEROSUM, KING OF BLOOGERS!
